Cattlesaurus

I am the cattlesaurus! I am part cow part t-rex...
I am 20 and live in Canada.
This blog consists of:
movie/book references, photos, music (everything from hardcore to kpop), korean dramas, boys, fashion, funny shit, pointless shit, shit I want, shit I need, and random love quotes.


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fuckyeahsimsmeme:

My Sim died whilst making a meal, the Grim Reaper was nice enough to finish it for her.

fuckyeahsimsmeme:

I kept hearing another sim yelling that they couldn’t move while my sim was packing to leave university. I looked all around the building before finally finding this poor sim. I didn’t bother to help her before my sim left for home. I’m just going to see if she’s still there when I go back for another term.
fuckyeahsimsmeme:

I was just playing my game when I noticed someone had built a grim reaper snowman near the tombstones of my sims that had passed away a while ago. I couldn’t stop laughing at how funny this turned out to be. I never found out who did it :p
fuckyeahsimsmeme:

My sim sent her boyfriend a “woohooty” text so he came over in a hockey mask and now I’m slightly worried for her life…
At least his name’s not Jason.
fuckyeahsimsmeme:

So I had a Sim who I had been playing for a while; she had earned her degree in fine arts, moved back home, and met a nice military sim who was father material. Naturally, her popularity at school had made her famous. She was pregnant with their first child when the paparazzi became relentless.
I haven’t had very many sims spontaneously combust in the Sims 3, but it used to happen to me all the time in the original Sims. Then one night when another random paparazzo was peaking my sim’s window, his ass just bursts into flames. As per typical sim safety protocol, he jumped around screaming until he burnt into a pile of ashes, as my sims ran out onto the deck and watched, freaking out, but doing nothing to help. 
Now their family is perpetually haunted by a paparazzi ghost. 
fuckyeahsimsmeme:

So I just got home from vacation and then all of sudden their was an whole army of ice cream trucks. Is this sims why of telling me to pay attention to the ice cream truck? 
fuckyeahsimsmeme:

My sim was having a bath before work. When the carpool came she got out of the tub… and went to work naked! Oops!
fuckyeahsimsmeme:

i donT KNOW ANY OF THESE PEOPLE 
fuckyeahsimsmeme:

Apparently, my sim’s mother is a male baby…in high school…

I just…what?
fuckyeahsimsmeme:

Just saved a ghost who had already died from drowning from drowning again

fuckyeahsimsmeme:

My Sim (the one in the middle with the guitar) had been playing for tips for TEN SECONDS and this is the crowd he attracted.